you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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