is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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