her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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