at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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