How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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