She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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