do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Fuck appropriateness.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize
