I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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