I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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