So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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