your parents love me but you hate me
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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