Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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