How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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