Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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