It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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