Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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