Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I need water and some morals
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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