he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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