jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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