Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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