No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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