He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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