you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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