the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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