it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
So here I am, sexting at work.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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