Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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