just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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