sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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