i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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