no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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