For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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