we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Boobs speak an international language.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
this hospital has no fireball
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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