So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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