I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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