Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she smelled like a LAN party
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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