So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
