...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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