Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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