Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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