Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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