I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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