i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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