im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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