I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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