his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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