Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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