if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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