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If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We need to get me chipped asap
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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