Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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