Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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