Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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