): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Is it penis luge time yet?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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