dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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